Tag! I'm it!

It appears I have been tagged for not one but two blogville meme-ish games. The first is from Michelle and the second is from Kim.

I'll start with the "If I Could Be A..." game. Rules are posted at here at Michelle's site if you'd like to play along.

My choices:

If I could be a psychologist...good gawd, where do I start?!?!?! I have a list in mind but I haven't prioritized it yet. There is some IN.DEPTH.ANALYSIS I want to perform. Who wants to be first?

If I could be a monkey's uncle...oh comon....I'm a Monkey's mom. This monkey's uncle business can't be a big stretch.

If I could be a gardener...my yard would NEVER get done. What's that saying about a plumbers pipes are always dripping...

If I could be an architect...I'd be in hog heaven! I LOVE architecture. Frank Lloyd Wright makes me swoon.

If I could be a writer...I just know I'd suffer from an instant and career ending case of writers block. I'd probably finally learn to knit or cook or something else remotely useful.

Now for Kim's game. Turd Poetry. Click here to read the rules on her blog.

And without further ado, I bring you Turd Poetry, by KathyHowe:

Turd in a punch bowl
Some call her The Runaway Bride
Turd in a punch bowl
Under a towel she doth hide

Thank you. Thank you very much.
(said in my very best Elvis voice)

Play along!