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Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Got Glee?

I woke up this morning with this overwhelming urge to shimmy to the Bee Gees.

How'd you wake up today?

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Everything on this site falls in one of the following categories:
1. True
2. Sort of true
3. Partly true
4. True as I see it
5. Truely exaggerated
6. As far from the truth as you can possibly get
I think in the writing world it's called Fiction and Nonfiction. Whatever you call it, I call it opinion and freedom of speech and you can take it or leave it. You have the right to remain silent or you can SHOUT OUT or email me directly or EXIT your browser immediately and never come back.
If you read something and you think it's about you, maybe it is, maybe it isn't. Chance's are it isn't or I'd mention your name. Don't get a big head over it. The world doesn't revolve around you.
This isn't Planet YOU nor is it
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I don't imagine anything truly juicy or offensive ever getting posted here but if it does, deal with it and move on.
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Oh, and thanks for visiting. :-)

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Kazoofus is dedicated to the Memory, Honor, Wit and Wisdom of my Grandpa.
Grandpa came up with the word KAZOOFUS and used it as a replacement word. It most frequently replaced the word 'ass'. He tried so hard to not use profanity in front of his sweet little granddaughters that KAZOOFUS was his fill-in word whenever he caught himself about to swear. My sister and I, being far too young to sling our own four letter naughty's around, gladly adopted this wonderful new word that our family probably tolerated more than they accepted.

Merle Matthew
November 20th, 1909 - June 13th, 2001

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

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